Wishful Alter-ego

• The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia. It was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
• To get the full effect it should be read aloud. [You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of conversation.]
• Room Service (RmSv): Morrin. Roon sirbees.
• Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
• RmSv: Rye...Roon sirbees....morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen?
• Guest: Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs.
• RmSv: Ow july den?
• Guest: What??
• RmSv: Ow july den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?
• Guest: Oh, the eggs? How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
• RmSv: Ow july dee baykem? Crease?
• Guest: Crisp will be fine.
• RmSv: Hokay. An Sahn toes?
• Guest: What?
• RmSv: An toes. July sahn toes?
• Guest: I don't think so.
• RmSv: No? Judo wan sahn toes?
• Guest: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.
• RmSv: Toes! Toes!... Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?
• Guest: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
• RmSv: We bodder?
• Guest: No... just put the bodder on side.
• RmSv: Wad?
• Guest: I mean butter...just put it on side.
• RmSv: Copy?
• Guest: Excuse me?
• RmSv: Copy...tea...meel?
• Guest: Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all.
• RmSv: One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy...rye?
• Guest: Whatever you say.
• RmSv: Tenjewberrymuds.
• Guest: You're very welcome.
• *This story has been investigated by Snopes.com and has been proven to be FICTITIOUS. But you have to admit, it IS hilarious!!!

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Royal nanny Araceli “Lillie” Piccio on Sunday said PrinceWilliam thanked her twice for coming to his wedding and, along with his bride Kate, kissed her on seeing her at the reception at Clarence House on Friday.

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